boxingcleverrr:

vorchagirl:

herr-dr-fuchs:

jackcrumsontheinternet:

The time draws near.

I’m choking this is the funniest tumblr apocalypse post I’ve seen so far stjitdtiseyarhtgsr

I’m not leaving Tumblr … but damn this is hilarious.

@katerspie

“This elderly couple chooses to die together in the movie rather than be separated. The husband tenderly kissing his wife before they perish is compared to the many responsible Tumblr users who set up adult side blogs (“Alt Account For Anime Tiddies”), away from their main blogs. Irrevocably tied together to the same user, they will both drown beneath Tumblr’s indiscriminate crush of icy water. ”

Someone’s getting  hyperbolic on Fanlore tonight.