spockslash:

Instead of Generations and the stupid Nexus why couldn’t we have the Enterprise going back in time to scoop up Freddie Mercury and bring him to the twenty-third century?  Not only would they have benefited from his fashion sense, but surely if aliens were psyched about whale song they were also psyched about Queen, and there would be a probe headed for earth accidentally destroying everything in its path asking Why did Freddie stop singing?, and when the aliens found out why they would be like, “You shunned gays and blamed them for AIDS and didn’t try to cure it for the longest time? You morons you deserve to have your planet destroyed,” so yeah, once again we’d need the Enterprise crew to go back in time and save humanity from its own stupidity and also, you know Spock would secretly be so into Queen and try to hide it but Jim would find out and croon some lyrics from “Love of my Life” to Spock and how cute would that be?