Basically, it’s the story of Ebony (or sometimes Enoby) Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, who is stuck at Hogwarts even though it’s full of preps and posers and no one is goth (er, goffik) enough to understand her incredible goffik ways. Also featuring past!drarry, bisexual!Draco, actual vampires, Harry having the nickname Vampire, goth!Dubmledore (or Dumblydore), an evildoing Professor McGoggles (McGonagall?), vision quests, time travel, Tom Riddle (aka Satan, Stan, Tom Anderson, or Tom Bombadil) being in a band with the Marauders and Lucius Malfoy, some more time travel, and a whooole lot of other amazingness. Like serious ongoing debates about authorship, about whether it was a joke, and the best fic sex ever: “"He put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.“
And then, against all odds, IT GOT BETTER.
The good folks at @myimmortalseries turned it into an honest-to-goodness webseries with POC and bisexual characters, AMAZING drarry UST (and RST!) and so much heart and good humor and just - go, go watch. I can’t in good conscience insist that you read the actual fic, but damn, go watch it! Keep watching! It’s great! Er….goffik.
